livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

Officer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder

(via teamsolomeme)

skyrimconfessionss:

"Soon after I bought the game, I arrived in Riverwood to a dragon attack. As usual, the guards and Alvor joined in. Alas, Alvor was killed. But as soon as that happened his wife ran out of the house with an iron dagger, leaped on the dragon’s head and stabbed its eyes until it died. I have never been able to look at Sigrid again without seeing the majestic wrath that dragon suffered at her hands. Even after years…"
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skyrimconfessionss:

"Soon after I bought the game, I arrived in Riverwood to a dragon attack. As usual, the guards and Alvor joined in. Alas, Alvor was killed. But as soon as that happened his wife ran out of the house with an iron dagger, leaped on the dragon’s head and stabbed its eyes until it died. I have never been able to look at Sigrid again without seeing the majestic wrath that dragon suffered at her hands. Even after years…"

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susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

(via vlaxatamir)

ryenross:

me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato

(via sassyclassygamingassassins)

Favourite Alex Vause things > her clothes.

(via libertybelle98)

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

(via deadliest-kitten-of-them-all)

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

(via deadliest-kitten-of-them-all)

everythingleagueoflegends:

ask-supportfink:

//Sona jungle seems legit

Gotta learn jungle sona just to beat Azir :/

everythingleagueoflegends:

ask-supportfink:

//Sona jungle seems legit

Gotta learn jungle sona just to beat Azir :/